I'm Polish.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How old are you? 7

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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