- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Cripples are lame.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Yellow People !!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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