10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Sarah Palin.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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