- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Tilt your screen back .

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

If you just read this, You're dead.

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