- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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