what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Knock Knock.

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Cripples are lame.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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