A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Anti Joke

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