What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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