Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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