Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A drunk guy walks into a car

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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