- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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