What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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