- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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