Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Blacks

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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