If you just read this, You're dead.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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A young baby died.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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