- Anti Joke

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Donald Trump

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.