Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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