- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What's just not right? Left

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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