- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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