Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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