- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

well use a tissue!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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