How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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