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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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