- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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