Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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