What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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