Gustavo Andrade

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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