Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Kevin and Ramin

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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