- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Robin get in the batmobile!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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