when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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