- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

civil rights

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock Knock? Come in.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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