What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's 9+10? 19

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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