- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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