- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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