What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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