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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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