A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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