- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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