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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

You know whats annoying? Steve

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