- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's 1+1? 69.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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