One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Anti Joke

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