- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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