A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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69.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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