- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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