- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

i'm hard

Who is Dank? A: Billal

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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