- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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