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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

ever tried african food? they neither

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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