how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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hola said the chinese man

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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