i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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