- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Cripples are lame.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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