- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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