- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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