- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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