- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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