What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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