What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Go away still nothing to see

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Gustavo Andrade

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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