Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Women's rights

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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