- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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