My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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