Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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like if your cool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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