- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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