- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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