- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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