- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

like if your cool

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A dancer walks into a barre

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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