Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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