Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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