Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You dropped something.... Yo lip

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

thumb_up thumb_down +1

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Gustavo Andrade

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops