Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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