Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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It's all Taggart

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Carrot fingers

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Womens rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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