- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

womens rights

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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