- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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