A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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