The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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