- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

a man was shot.... he died

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Women's rights.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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