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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I named my son ps2 controller

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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