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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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