- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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