roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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salad days!

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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