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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.