What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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