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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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