A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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