- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Gustavo Andrade

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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