Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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