how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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