what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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