Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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what's up? my penis.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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