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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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