Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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