- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

you will like this because i am black.

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