A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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