Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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