- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

a man was shot.... he died

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Guess what? I like trains.

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