Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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How old are you? 7

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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