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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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