- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Your big dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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