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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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