- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

My spelling is horrible

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How old are you? 7

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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