Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's just not right? Left

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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