Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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