- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

school homewrok

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

womens rights.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Yes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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