An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

My cat just died.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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