Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Anti Joke

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