Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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