What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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