Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How do five gay guys walk? 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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

My mom

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

american idol

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What's just not right? Left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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