What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Weaner

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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