What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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