- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

roses are red poo is poo

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

knock knock Goodbye

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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