So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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