why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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