Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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