Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

9/11 my birthday

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops