why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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9/11 my birthday

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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