- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Refridgerator.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

All of these jokes are about white people

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Fat? Jesse Z

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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