- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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