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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

salad days!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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