What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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