Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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