a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Andoni was here

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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