A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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