Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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