- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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