- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Women's rights.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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