Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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kkkk

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Anti Joke

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