what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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cory is gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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