school homewrok

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womens rights.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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