- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Nero, sure you are okay?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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