If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

this website is a bad joke

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How old are you? 7

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

roses are red poo is poo

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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