Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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meatspin.fr

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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