- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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