I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Your Mom The End.

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