Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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