Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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