- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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