hola said the chinese man

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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