- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

9/11 my birthday

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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