- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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