Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Hello.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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