Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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