Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Anti Joke

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