Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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