How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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