Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Hello.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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