This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

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