Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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no.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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- Helen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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