an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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A man walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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