- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

i saw amango it splootered

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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