- Anti Joke

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.