Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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cory is gay

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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