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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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