Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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