Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

tea with milk?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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