What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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