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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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