- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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