Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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