- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How you know when dislextic

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red Im adopted

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