One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Oh, go away

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are flowers.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Take part of what?

Liverpool City Football Club

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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