- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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