- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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