- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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