- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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