a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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