Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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