- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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