What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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star wars kid

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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