- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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