- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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