Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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I asked her where you were.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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