What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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