roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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