- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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