- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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