Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Anti Joke

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