What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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