Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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My jeans

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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