Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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