- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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