- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Gay rights.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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