- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

woman's lacrosse

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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