- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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