- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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