Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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