- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A man goes to the potty.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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