- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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