Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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