The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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