- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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