- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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