Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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