Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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I'm tired.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Anti Joke

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