- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

whats brown and sticky? Doody

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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