- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why? Why not?

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