- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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