- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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