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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A russian gives away vodka.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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