A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Women's rights.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Anti Joke

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