- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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