- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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