- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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