- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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womens rights.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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