What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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