- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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