A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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