- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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