Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Obama = ebola

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Yellow People !!

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