Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

He--Hey guys

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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