- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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