- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock Who's there

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

My spelling is horrible

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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