What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What is life? Paul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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