- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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