Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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