What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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