A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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