- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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