- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Donald Trump

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.