- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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