- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Blacks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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