- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

i'm hard

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A fat guy!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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