- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Yo Momma So Fat!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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