- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

your no better than a cockroach

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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