- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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