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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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