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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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