Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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what is 3+3= 8

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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