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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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