What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Penis chickens

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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SEX

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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