- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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