What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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