- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what did one computer say to the other .........

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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