When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

i dont care if you rate me or not

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

I'm hungry.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Male leadership.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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