How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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