- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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