- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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