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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Alchohol.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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