Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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