- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An Asian with a big dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats 1+1? window!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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