- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Okay.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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