- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Your mam is so fat.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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