- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Gus's mom

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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