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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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