Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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