Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

sky silverstein

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Apple hates Blackberry.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Tunechi

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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