- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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