How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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autistic kids rock

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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