- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what this: b a dead one of these: p

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??