- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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