Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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