- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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