- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

your mama so old, shes dead.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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