- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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