Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man did not like this site

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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