What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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