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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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