What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Pickle

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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