A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

womens rights.

No antijoke here.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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