- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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