Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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