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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Badabing.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*