Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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I? Everett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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